What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Samsung's 9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala at NYC's Cipriani Wall Street is a benefit for children and families, which is terrific, and we can see why J.Lo, McConaughey, et al were there. But...why all the Real Housewives?

What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Tinsley Mortimer shows how to make an American quilt frock: a pinch of lavender, a dash of random, heavily battened with ugly.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Hannah Teter is a pro snowboarder, so I get that she wants to be comfy. There are other things that are still confusing, of course.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Camila Alves does the "molten-tar" thing, which hopefully is less painful than that sounds.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Olympic skater Sarah Hughes clearly invested in a verifiable LBD.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Selita Ebanks is - sorry, the shoes are too distracting. They look durable, at least.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Wendy Williams does - well, it's hard to accuse her of "demureness," exactly, and I think she'd consider that an insult. So let's go with "simplicity."


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Kathy Griffin, too, is unusually subdued.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Jill Zarin likes to show that she's in the fabric game: if she wants to waste a few yards by having them gratuitously pool on the floor to be stepped on, well, that's her prerogative.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Dina Manzo, meanwhile, reps the Garden State with, if nothing else, glitz.


What Was The Deal With J.Lo's Dress? And Other Uncharitable Questions Raised By Charity GalaS

Jennifer Lopez appears to have painful nodes embedded in her skin, and those who consider these matters would be forgiven for invoking alien autopsies.

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