Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt has returned to his Twitter account, saying he's a changed man while exhibiting his same gross behavior. Plus, Jessica Simpson did not have plastic surgery, and Kelly Kapowski had a baby.

it's the first day of my new life today. Ha. I wasn't born until this morning. The Spencer Pratt you have known has left this realm for goodless than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Spencer Pratt
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do not press a desperate foe too hard.less than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Spencer Pratt
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i pray to see @lo bosworth ugly ass out in a club now that i can do whatever i want without feeling bad for heidi! lo your fucked! whore!less than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Spencer Pratt
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@ Lo has been banging 60 year old rich guys on the side to keep up her look because she only gets paid few grand and plays star HAHAless than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Spencer Pratt
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i met heidi at a club that means i can meet anyone anywhere nobody is randomless than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Spencer Pratt
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True- went to the doctor yesterday False- plastic surgeryless than a minute ago via UberTwitterSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Jessica Simpson
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Congrats to my girl @TiffaniThiessen on the birth of her baby girl!!!less than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Mario Lopez
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The CBS gang got me perhaps the coolest gift ever - the actual Immunity Idol from Survivor: China! Check it: http://yfrog.com/msar9ljless than a minute ago via TwitterrificSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Neil Patrick Harris
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DTMTBD remake? mmmm. Well one thing is for sure.The fashion will be better and the eyebrows shall be groomed...less than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"christina applegate
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@1capplegate right on top of that Rose!!less than a minute ago via UberTwitterSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Lance Bass
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What a dish! Hanx http://twitpic.com/1x20rrless than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Tom Hanks
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@TheRealNimoy Lenny, it's your time to pay for a meal. I must talk to you about how you're wasting your life. My best, Billless than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"William Shatner
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@williamshatner. You're working, you pay!! Did you forget your wallet ? LLAPless than a minute ago via webSpencer Pratt Says He's Ready To Be Single And That Lo's A "Whore"Leonard Nimoy
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