One commenter, two best comments? Is that possible? It is today:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Men Terribly Misguided About Why Women "Withhold Sex": "I didn't realize that when Kenny Rogers sang about knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em, the 'em meant 'vaginas,' and he was referring to the giant strategic sex poker game that is human existence." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sarah Palin, False Prophet: "Sarah Palin's coming was foretold in the Bible. She's what John was talking about when he mentioned the coming of the Famewhore of Babble-on."

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