Today in Tweet Beat, Senator John McCain reaches out to Snooki regarding her concern on tanning-bed taxes, Diablo Cody shows off her baby belly, and Chris Brown shows off his philanthropy with photos of giant checks.

I hope u dnt do 1 of your famous poops! RT @andyroddick: crap.i dropped my phn in the toilet. its drying.. i hope it shows sign of life soonless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Did you all read my blog on Bravo? http://bravo.ly/cDvLOC There is absolutely NO truth to the rumor that there's a secret message in there..less than a minute ago via web

...ala Gov. Schwarzenegger. If the 1st letters of every paragraph incl the title spell something out it's a COMPLETE coincidence! xxless than a minute ago via web