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By Dodai Stewart Jun 9, 2010 2:30 PM 40,875

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This Week In Tabloids: Brad’s Looking For Jen; Mariah Buys Cinderella Crib

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. This week, the celebrity tabloids taught me and Margaret that if you see a man in the back of a chauffeured SUV, looking glum and sipping beer from a bottle, that man is Brad Pitt.

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