This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

If you're in the mood for quiet good taste, please look away right now from the Carnival of Horrors that was Logo's 3rd annual 'NewNowNext Awards' at L.A.'s Edison. Or, don't say you weren't warned.

This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Just to establish the event's classy bona-fides.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Niecy Nash, always game for embellishment by the craft-store yard!


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

The design on Janice Dickinson's dress mimics the rays of a sinister dark sun about to cover the world in profane banality.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Take Perez to the juicing room, stat.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

See, some people think it's flip-flop weather or coat weather. Sophie B Hawkins is not so narrow-minded.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

This is not what Aisha Tyler signed on for. Or worse, it is.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Tatianna presents an eveningwear innovation: The diaperaina.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Kelly Osbourne channels aging Hollywood grande-dame, possibly engaged in a feud with Joan Crawford.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Johnny Weir channels a nursery rhyme. As told by Klaus Nomi.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

Ongina knows a jaunty cocktail hat can transform an otherwise basic ensemble!


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

"Break!" says Paula, who's been going increasingly "strictly ballroom" lately.


This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards

It's always a worrisome state of affairs when someone named by Prince defines an event's demureness high watermark.

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