Oh Yay! Another Win-Win Situation!S

  • "It was tough. I showered twice, I threw up a little bit in my mouth, but I did it." [Boston Globe]
  • "I'll probably go in there and flip a coin." [Wash Post]
  • What a surprise! Voters are primarily worried about the economy. [Yahoo! News]
  • Obama won North Carolina, but everyone knew that would happen! [Wonkette]
  • Clinton (probably) won Indiana, but everyone knew that would happen too! [WSJ]
  • Clinton probably won Indiana because a lot of people in Indiana are really old. [MSNBC]