Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan is pissed that people aren't more familiar with how alcohol-monitoring anklets work, Katy Perry takes a thinly-veiled shot at Lady Gaga, and Adrianne Curry loves her naked body.

My scram wasn't set off.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

My scram wasn't set off-Its physically impossible considering I've nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports are absolutely wrongless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is fucking digusting- I've been more than I'm compliance &feeling greatless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

oh, fyi i have never heard of any sort of "curfew" at all.. so this is all news to me... i always upload my scramless than a minute ago via web

The most artistic&beautiful nude I've taken..enjoy http://twitpic.com/1v1q0tless than a minute ago via Twitpic

Getting ready for Leno in my white paradise hotel room...Watch your bronzers as you enter please.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

My other vintage "Holy Grail" piece... 3 piece(cape not shown) tweed 1955 Dior Paris Haute Couture suit (tag numbe http://twitpic.com/1v1wvhless than a minute ago via Twitpic