Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan is pissed that people aren't more familiar with how alcohol-monitoring anklets work, Katy Perry takes a thinly-veiled shot at Lady Gaga, and Adrianne Curry loves her naked body.



My scram wasn't set off.less than a minute ago via UberTwitterLindsay Lohan
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My scram wasn't set off-Its physically impossible considering I've nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports are absolutely wrongless than a minute ago via UberTwitterLindsay Lohan
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This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is fucking digusting- I've been more than I'm compliance &feeling greatless than a minute ago via UberTwitterLindsay Lohan
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oh, fyi i have never heard of any sort of "curfew" at all.. so this is all news to me... i always upload my scramless than a minute ago via webLindsay Lohan
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Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.less than a minute ago via webKaty Perry
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I know that we are young, and I know that you may love meless than a minute ago via webLady Gaga
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But I just can't be with you like this anymoreless than a minute ago via webLady Gaga
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The most artistic&beautiful nude I've taken..enjoy http://twitpic.com/1v1q0tless than a minute ago via TwitpicAdrianne Curry
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Getting ready for Leno in my white paradise hotel room...Watch your bronzers as you enter please.less than a minute ago via UberTwitterNicole Polizzi
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POST THIS EVERYWHERE! RT @RyanSeacrest: who's this fan who got into my studio? http://yfrog.com/6pl6kjless than a minute ago via EchofonKathy Griffin
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My internet was blinking on and off. I had to call my 13 year old for tech support. What will I do when he's at scout camp?? ;-)less than a minute ago via webMarie Osmond
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My other vintage "Holy Grail" piece... 3 piece(cape not shown) tweed 1955 Dior Paris Haute Couture suit (tag numbe http://twitpic.com/1v1wvhless than a minute ago via TwitpicDita Von Teese
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Thanks Toby. I am honored. RT @TobyK17 I drew this http://twitpic.com/1u57f2 caricature of you, I am 15 years old from englandless than a minute ago via webLarry King
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Hey, found out my birthday is the day after Real Housewife of NJ's Danielle Staub's sex tape is released. Um, no need to get me any gifts...less than a minute ago via webNeil Patrick Harris
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let's just sit in silence...words are far to clumsy.less than a minute ago via webAdrock
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