Tuesday's best comments are all one-liners: Quickfire snark!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Miraculous Body Spray Makes Women Come Out Of The Woodwork: "The other benefit of Axe body spray is that you can smell a douchebag from a hundred yards away." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Miss America Clothing Line Empowers Little Girls With Pink Ruffles: "I'm going to start my own children's clothing line; it will have a t-shirt with a girl sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office and the slogan 'Dream Big.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Got Milk? "His pants are udderly ridiculous."

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