Today in Tweet Beat, Jimmy Kimmel recognizes the bizarreness of show biz, Teresa Giudice hates Bethenny Frankel, and Lindsay Lohan is still going on about that E-Trade commercial.

RT @jimmykimmel: I have a weird job. http://twitpic.com/1twgph lmao... Wow I look tanless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Bethenny is not normal. She has a full-time baby nurse. She had a 4 lb baby a month early. Please do not compare yourself to her!less than a minute ago via web

She's in a swimsuit for a mag shoot 3 WEEKS after her baby? I don't like that b/c I think it puts abnormal pressure on regular woman.less than a minute ago via web

Grandmawrinkles is following in the HW footsteps. She's been in the studio all day. Her hit single will be out in the fallless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Was just thinking about how mean&unecessary that etrade commercial was of my during super bowl :(less than a minute ago via UberTwitter