Today in Tweet Beat, Jimmy Kimmel recognizes the bizarreness of show biz, Teresa Giudice hates Bethenny Frankel, and Lindsay Lohan is still going on about that E-Trade commercial.




Jimmy Kimmel Knows His Job Is Weird


RT @jimmykimmel: I have a weird job. http://twitpic.com/1twgph lmao... Wow I look tanless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Bethenny is not normal. She has a full-time baby nurse. She had a 4 lb baby a month early. Please do not compare yourself to her!less than a minute ago via web

She's in a swimsuit for a mag shoot 3 WEEKS after her baby? I don't like that b/c I think it puts abnormal pressure on regular woman.less than a minute ago via web

Who's eating jellybeans??? What's ur fav?less than a minute ago via txt

Grandmawrinkles is following in the HW footsteps. She's been in the studio all day. Her hit single will be out in the fallless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Was just thinking about how mean&unecessary that etrade commercial was of my during super bowl :(less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Competing today; doing my best. My best, Bill http://twitpic.com/1twh75less than a minute ago via Twitpic




Jimmy Kimmel Knows His Job Is Weird


Helen, Helen, Helen... unimaginable misunderstandng of Jewish history...& unconscionable indecency.Press corps colleagues calling u on this?less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever meet your heroes.less than a minute ago via web

In honor of @rustyrockets birthday; film release! MY Rolling Stone Cover! http://twitpic.com/1txkwuless than a minute ago via Twitpic