Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is talking to you, Greenies. You better listen up before my dog eats you. Also, Paris Hilton loves Egypt and Snoop wants a friendly wager with Marky Mark.

waddup @mark_wahlberg @DONNIEWAHLBERG i gotta friendly wager for ya! $20gz cash that Lakers beat tha Celtics in this years NBA finals!less than a minute ago via web

autonomy is overrated. so is the world, please god pick me this time, christ do i ever get a break, im not pouting even!less than a minute ago via web

I wanna see a movie about what Mandela did to get him in jail in the first place. Glad Inviticus made everyone feel warm and fuzzy lol.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

We need Spike Lee to make a Mandela movie. Or at least the white dude who made District 9.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

@heidimontag You and her should make a lesbian sex tape!!! $$$$$$$$$$$less than a minute ago via web