We know how it is: You're busy. You've got a life, a job, stuff to do. Reading everything out there is time-consuming. But sometimes it's a lot easier to stay in the loop going at the speed of 140 characters.
Yep, we're talking about Twitter. Maybe you check it obsessively. Maybe you use it to tell your friends about what you're eating. Maybe you don't use it at all! No matter what the case, Jezebel's Twitter feed has something for everyone. And by "something," we mean a steady and simple headline feed, sprinkled with the occasional musing from your editors. It's uncomplicated, it's pure — with Twitter, we're not even able to write enough to waste your time.
A challenge to you, then: Follow us. Follow us wherever we may go. There isn't an ocean too deep, a mountain so high it can keep you away, away from our love.