Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry promises that you will never get to see her sex tape (but still wants you to know she has one). Also, Margaret Cho meets the president and Lance Bass gets extensions.

People keep asking about MY sex tape? Uh, no fuckin thanks. The only one I made before was when I was 15/16, so that wont work. ha ha!less than a minute ago via web

me and THE PRESIDENT!!!!!! http://twitpic.com/1rbkjmless than a minute ago via TwitPic

No straight man will ever ride with me again . . Lol http://twitpic.com/1rbcb4less than a minute ago via Twitpic

In a Pub in England, ruining bar napkins with lyrics and memories. Dreams are never weak like we are, drunk or sober.less than a minute ago via OpenBeak

He bores me to death RT @TheOmarShow: @billybush what did u think of the Jesse James interview?less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

I love being early for meetings!!!! People get so surprised! Lol- even me!less than a minute ago via UberTwitter