OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Last night at Carnegie Hall, history was made. Four women dressed in couture, posed with Liza, confused us with the presence of random celebrity cameos, and mugged for the cameras. (And that was just the red carpet.) Get. Carried. Away.

OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

The woman, the legend, the Bushnell. And, may we add, an odd combination of 50's drag and 90's bar mitzvah.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Ashanti's dress reminds me of those walls with glass stuck in the top to prevent trespassers. Useful defense at an event like this.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

The Donald is clearly saying, "I demand this event end right now." Melania's clearly cut some kind of deal.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

I wonder if Amanda Peet kept her coat on so as to slip out mid-film and avoid the awkward meet-'n-greet portion.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Gabourey clearly has the right idea: don't compare it to the show, don't get depressed about larger cinematic portrayals of women, just take it for what it is and have a laugh.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Speaking of "girls," the Gossips represented, depressingly the only available heirs apparent to the HBO crew. Down to the hit-and-miss fashion risks.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

...and the Cosmo-ready wardrobe.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Whitney Port, in a sense, represents the superficial New York dreams the show wrought for a generation of young girls, making her presence here strangely appropriate.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

I like to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt's dress is some kind of ironic tribute to what the show has devolved to in the public imagination, forever tarnished by the frivolous franchise, but sequins digging into one's backside for two-plus hours is a lot of commitment to the conceptual.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

I read an interview in which Padma Lakshmi said she had a pretty iron stomach. Let's hope so! Anyway, she looks cool and typically, elegantly comfortable.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

A woman comfortable with the sartorial appellation "girlish" - Suzanne Somers.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Gayle King matches her shoes to her belt and, somewhere, my grandmother is smiling.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Chris Noth, with Tara Wilson, has the look of a man who realizes he's lost his wallet. Or was in this movie.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

The ladies themselves played it safe and classy. Cynthia Nixon reclaimed a large measure of her dignity with this elegant nod to old Hollywood.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Kim Cattrall is stunning as a 30s bombshell.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Kristen Davis stays in character in sweet bubblegum pink.


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Can I admit I miss the whimsy of the hat? But still digging on SJP's neon Valentino!


OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

Liza's knowing look, in combo with a transparent pants-suit, really says it all.

OMFG It's The Sex And The City 2 Premiere!

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