Vote On The Worst Sex Story Of All Time

It's come to this, friends. The epic faceoff between unfortunate sexual encounters. All of the sacrifice — the awkwardness, blood, cartoon-drawing-and-referencing, thwacks by flaccid members — will be rewarded. But first, a vote.


Winners receive a copy of Worst Laid Plans and a spot in the Bad Sex Hall Of Fame that we just made up.

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