Bret Was Watching Porn When His Brain Hemorrhaged; Lindsay Blames Dad For Passport TheftS

  • In a new interview Bret Michaels says when he suffered a brain hemorrhage in April he was watching TV and switching from "SportsCenter to Busty Cops 3... Maybe that's what did it!" Unfortunately, his health problems aren't over...
  • Bret was hospitalized again this week after experiencing a "warning stroke." Doctors say they found a hole in his heart, which is "operable and treatable." He'll be going to outpatient care and his rep says, "He is up, walking, talking, continuing his daily rehab and very happy to be alive but he has made it clear he is sick and tired of being in the hospital and is ready to rock again." [Us, TMZ]
  • As warrant was issued for Lindsay Lohan's arrest when she didn't show up for a court hearing today. The judge said, "I warned her before, she knew it was very serious," adding, "Her actions in the past have not justified me having faith." Her bail is set at $100,000. [Radar]
  • The judge said if Lindsay posts bail she can stay free until her next hearing, but only if she agrees to stop drinking alcohol, wear a SCRAM bracelet, and submit to random drug testing once a week. [TMZ]
  • In court today Lindsay's lawyer said she's reported her missing passport, but French police have no record of this. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay claims Michael Lohan is responsible for her stolen passport. She said in an e-mail to Us "I always said my father had someone do it." [Us]
  • Michael Lohan's lawyer says, "It's very sad and, of course, untrue. Michael was working very hard behind the scenes to help her get home. Lindsay is obviously very angry with Michael because he wanted her to go to rehab for several months. She's lashing out at him. He came to LA very much hoping that Lindsay would be here." [X17]
  • In an interview with Radar, Michael Lohan said jail, "Is really, really going to hurt her. It is going to have a long term effect on her and it isn't going to be a good one... she's famous, very vulnerable very sensitive. She's not suited for jail." He added, "I'm fed up with her lies, I'm fed up with her denial." [Radar]
  • A rep for U.S. Customs and Border Protection says that anyone who enters the country with an active warrant for their arrest will be detained, so Lindsay will probably be arrested at LAX when she tries to reenter the country tomorrow. [TMZ]
  • The D.A. in Lindsay's case told Radar, "Judge Revel went above and beyond to tell her to appear today. Miss Lohan should have been at the airport with her passport. She knew she had to be here and she wasn't. It appears she is thumbing her nose at the court." [Radar]
  • A source claims Jesse James has put his California home up for sale and has already made an offer on a house in Austin, Texas. [People]
  • In the new issue of the National Enquirer claims that George Lopez cheated on his wife with prostitutes. Let's hope this isn't true, particularly because his wife saved his life by giving him a kidney. [National Enquirer]
  • This is progress... sort of. Jon Gosselin is considering possibly getting a job. "He knows that he can't do any other television shows [because of the settlement] but would like to get out there and work to provide for his family," said a source. [Radar]
  • Lady Gaga was photographed on a boat in St. Tropez and it looks like she's making out with a woman. [ONTD]
  • As mentioned in Midweek Madness, a source claims after Jennifer Aniston watched the final cuts for her film The Switch, "She wanted them retouched further, but the studio had already spent its postproduction budget. The studio discussed making her foot the bill for any enhancements." [Us]v
  • Emma Watson and Lohan Lerman are in talks to star in the film adaptation of The Perks of Being a Wallflower. [Perez]
  • Miley Cyrus is recording a remix of "I Can't Be Tamed" with Lil Jon. [Perez]
  • Suge Knight was arrested today for assault with a deadly weapon, involving a firearm and driving on a suspended license. [TMZ]
  • A source claims Doug Reinhardt is dating newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih. [Us]
  • Rima Fakih defended her pole dancing pictures on Fox & Friends today saying, "Have you ever done those pole dancing classes? That's what it was. My friend who is a DJ at the station said, 'Why don't you get up there?'" [Us]
  • After hearing that Megan Fox won't be in Transformers 3, Heidi Montag Tweeted, "Michael Bay I love your work! ... I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers." [Us]
  • Lost has been granted a special exemption so the actors and crew can be eligible for Emmys even though at two-and-a-half hours the finale exceeds the maximum running time usually allowed. [AP]
  • Behold: Glee's Mark Salling looking hot in GQ. [ONTD]
  • A source says Kendra Wilkinson's ex-boyfriend Justin Frye sold their sex tape to Vivid for $100,000 and 50 percent of sales, then later Kendra cut her own deal with the company after realizing she could make a fortune. [Radar]
  • You can watch Kendra Wilkinson explain how her workout enhances sex with her husband in the video at the link, but I wouldn't recommend it. [Us]
  • The Jonas Brothers got stuck in a mall elevator for 45 minutes, and Joe was worried because he has diabetes. "I didn't panic," he said. I just didn't have my [blood-sugar] checker with me. No one had it on them, and I was afraid that if [my blood-sugar level] went low in an elevator we wouldn't be able to do anything about it. It went from, 'Okay, this is hilarious, we're stuck in an elevator, okay press the button,' to 'This is crazy, okay, I can't breathe, this is insane.'" [People]
  • In this video Justin Bieber walks into a revolving door, then says, "Yo, what up, I just walked into that door. My forehead hurts. What happened was, I thought it opened, but obviously it didn't, and I walked right into the window." [Us]
  • Katherine Heigl is on the cover of Harper's Bazaar and tells the mag her daughter Naleigh had a congenital heart defect, but it was repaired with open heart surgery before she left Korea. "Her heart is 100 percent fine now. She has a scar, so she won't be wearing bikinis, which is fine by us," says Heigl. [People]
  • Katherine Heigl also says, "Dude, I try, but I'm not nailing the baby fashion. It's intimidating... I get beautiful outfits from Gap and baby Juicy, but I'm not layering it or putting her in Prada flats. It's really stressing me out." [Us]
  • Cate Blanchett says of her Robin Hood co-star Russell Crowe, "Russell is not always easy - his reputation both as an actor and as an intimidating presence precedes him, but he's always after making the best possible film. I'm not backward in coming forward, so we had some, shall I say, 'robust' conversations. When I'm working, I like to push it right to the edge. I believe if you're going to do something, you should do it all the way." [Mirror]
  • Nicole Kidman says she and Keith Urban keep their love alive by never spending more than three days apart. "I think I've reached a point in my life where I've slowed down a lot, so it's not difficult. My priority is very much keeping my family together and not being away from them," she says. [AP]
  • Taylor Swift has done some remodeling in her Nashville apartment. "There are rooms where there weren't rooms before, and I have a birdcage in my living room that is people-sized," she says. "Then there's a pond in the living room as well, and I want to get stingrays. I don't want people to think I'm crazy, but wouldn't that be cool?" [People]