I couldn't tell you whether or not these necessitate a spoiler alert, because they lost me a mere eight seconds in with, "Welcome to Bergdorf Goodman." Watch at your own varying levels of risk.
NB: I don't hate this movie as much as I hate knowing I will see it as soon as it hits the theater. And enjoy it, probably. Sigh. I don't need that kind of conflicted shame in my life, you know?