Catherine Zeta-Jones Not "Aesthetically Beautiful"; Charlotte Lewis Talks About What Polanski DidS

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]
  • Macy Gray says her hair is the first thing she looks at when she sees herself in the mirror, but thinks her feet are too big. She wants a specific pair of Chanel boots, but they don't make them in her size. [The Independent]
  • Charlotte Lewis elaborates on what she says Roman Polanski did to her prior to casting her in Pirates, which included telling her

    "If you're not a big enough girl to have sex with me, you're not big enough to do the screen test. I must sleep with every actress that I work with, that's how I get to know them, how I mould them."

    She doesn't elaborate on the act itself, but she notes that he was abusive to her on set and bet an actor whether he could sleep with Charlotte or not. She was 16 when she was cast, and 17 when Polanski was betting on her sex life. [Daily Mail]

  • Nelson Madela's ex-wife, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, is threatening to sue the makers of the biopic starring Jennifer Hudson and Terrence Howard (yes, for real, Terrence Howard will be playing Nelson Mandela) unless she can have approval over the script. [Reuters]
  • Salma Hayek legally changed her last name to Pinault (her husband is Francois-Henri Pinault) at the request of their daughter, who didn't understand why people called her "Madame Pinault" off the set and Salma Hayek on the set. [Daily Express]
  • Chyna won't be facing charges over an alleged attack on another woman. [TMZ]
  • David Williams and Lara Stone will have flowers at their wedding, like approximately 99 percent of couples who get married in Britain. Since they are celebrities, this is apparently fascinating.[Daily Mail]
  • Jude Law and Sienna Miller wanted to have a secret summer wedding, only then everyone told the press about it so it's not really a secret anymore. [Daily Mail]
  • Amanda Seyfried, 24, doesn't know if her boyfriend is The One and she's okay with that. [People]
  • Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are attached to some horror film called Splatter Sisters. No word if they'll play sisters, or just have a love scene which makes everyone feel funny inside. [Variety]
  • You can now tour Stratford, Ontario in the footsteps of Justin Bieber. Beebs not included. [UPI]
  • Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen do a lot less drugs since Heath Ledger died. [Page Six]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't dress up all the time and isn't Carrie. She also says, "dog poo." [Times of London]
  • Leigh Anne Tuohy, who Sandra Bullock playing in The Blind Side, thinks Bullock's adopted son Louis is adorable, not that you can ever call a woman's baby ugly to her face or a reporter. [People]
  • Tiger Woods' coach says that it's "an ongoing day-to-day battle" to keep from trying to stick his penis in a bunch of random women, but that, thanks to the sex addiction treatment Tiger never admitted having, he's managing. Oh, and Tiger totally didn't use performance enhancing drugs. Wait, what? Tiger used performance enhancing drugs (other than Ambien)? [Agence France Presse]
  • David Boreanaz and his family went to the airport, and there's video because someone, somewhere gives a shit. [TMZ]
  • Radar continues to hype the beef between Rachel Uchitel, who slept with both dudes, and Joslyn James, who just slept with Tiger, because someone, somewhere gives a shit about that, too. [Radar]
  • In other non-celebrity celebrity news, some apparently intoxicated girl of whom you've never heard but who is supposedly a friend of Lindsay Lohan supports Lohan going to Cannes because jail will still be here when she gets back. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan got in a fight with a girl at some club before she left for Cannes. She threw a drink at the girl, which is total alcohol abuse. [Page Six]
  • Woody Allen, as self-insightful as ever, calls May-December romances "a good laugh-getter." It's less funny when May is your wife's adopted daughter, gotta say. [AP]
  • Common ate a vegan pizza with a reporter, and let the reporter have the last slice. [Washington Post]
  • Brroke Mueller thinks that Charlie Sheen cheated on her and has trouble trusting him. So does we, honey, so do we. [NY Daily News]
  • Eva Mendes: "I'm not only a girlie girl, I'm a girls' girl. And I love working with, collaborating with women and I have such a tight, tight circle of females in my personal life, friends that I've had since I was 12 years old, to my sisters and my mother. I'm used to being in the boys' club, but I always prefer having women around." [Mirror]