Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon posts a series of nonsensical Tweets after getting upset over how she came off on last night's episode of Real Housewives. Plus, Katy Perry's sweet shoes.



i wish they'd let the film roll,not edit and have no narration. you see a storyline and not reality. we work hard to entertain. enjoy it.less than a minute ago via webKelly K. Bensimon
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@kikilet Editing on RealityTV shows parts of our lives out of context.But over 2 or 3 years not so much? In time the real is seen goodorbad.less than a minute ago via webSimon van Kempen
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now i know how nancy kerrigan felt. that's insight into the "SCAREY ISLAND" you have no clue what really went down.less than a minute ago via webKelly K. Bensimon
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Haters I cannot comment on "storylines". Keep it real, for me. Bad acting does not equal real. Ugh.less than a minute ago via txtKelly K. Bensimon
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1979 feelings are 'fake' feelings. #rhnyc are discussing "storyline" feelings. Would you have a friend like these women?less than a minute ago via webKelly K. Bensimon
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Anyone that blames me, needs to look at themselves. Would u ever exploit a family member's death for ratings? Think twice, then tweet.less than a minute ago via txtKelly K. Bensimon
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lets make"CREEPY" teeshirts. everyone knows someone who does something creepy. lets make them and sell them for charity. do it.less than a minute ago via webKelly K. Bensimon
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if you're creepy I bet I won't like youless than a minute ago via webAmanda Bynes
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What does THIS remind you of?! http://twitpic.com/1nrqw7less than a minute ago via TwitpicKaty Perry
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Someone asked me why do I always show my left hand when I take pics of myself. Ummm maybe because I'm right handed you idiot!less than a minute ago via TweetGeniusKhloe Kardashian
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had dinner w/axle the other night- watching g n' r on youtube now- fu**, best rock and roll band of my generation!less than a minute ago via webJohn Stamos
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@JohnStamos yes they are!!less than a minute ago via TweetieDenise Richards
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I would recommend the Colace brand to anyone looking for a good stool softener.less than a minute ago via webRivers Cuomo
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