Today in Tweet Beat, director David Lynch builds tchotchkes in his spare time, Roger Ebert describes the scene in Cannes, and Amanda Bynes is one of those—you know, people who wear non-prescription eyeglasses.

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David Lynch
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Older gay men strolling in Cannes glide within a bubble of mutual approval.less than a minute ago via web

Roger Ebert
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Hookers stand out in Cannes. They're the ones who are well dressed and not smoking.less than a minute ago via web

Roger Ebert
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i wear prescription glasses but i like 2 wear my non prescription glasses when I'm wearing my contacts becuz I like the way glasses look :)less than a minute ago via web

Amanda Bynes
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These glasses make me look _______. http://tweetphoto.com/22141739less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

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Billy Bush
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Someone just asked me if I know who owns the legal rights to my face. Either way, you couldn't afford it. My best, Billless than a minute ago via web

William Shatner
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Now THAT is a runway!! but don't try this on your own! i always keep my seat-belt on when on the plane.less than a minute ago via web

Tyra Banks
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Evan posted this on our tree! He's incredibly upset (for real) If u find it, plze let me know. http://twitpic.com/1n8ogmless than a minute ago via TwitBird iPhone

Jenny McCarthy
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Yes, I love the song OMG, but generally like R & B. I listen to R. Kelly when I write sex scenes!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Jackie Collins
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Taking a break today, in bed with mommy having glass of wine waiting for sis to get home. Just us italian girls running the house tonightless than a minute ago via OpenBeak

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Lady Gaga
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On our way to a convention centre to sit in a booth like animals in a cage at the zoo. "Oohh look at the Housewives, I wonder if they bite"less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

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dina manzo
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There is a MISCONCEPTION that CELEBRITIES don't work. That's some stank bullshit! Our job is 24 hours a day. The hourly sucksless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

marlon wayans
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Come down off the cross, we can use the wood.less than a minute ago via HootSuite

Tom Waits
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