Today in Tweet Beat, director David Lynch builds tchotchkes in his spare time, Roger Ebert describes the scene in Cannes, and Amanda Bynes is one of those—you know, people who wear non-prescription eyeglasses.

These glasses make me look _______. http://tweetphoto.com/22141739less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Taking a break today, in bed with mommy having glass of wine waiting for sis to get home. Just us italian girls running the house tonightless than a minute ago via OpenBeak

On our way to a convention centre to sit in a booth like animals in a cage at the zoo. "Oohh look at the Housewives, I wonder if they bite"less than a minute ago via UberTwitter