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"Secrets Of Sex & The City"
Margaret struggled through eight pages of random (some recycled) quotes from the ladies of Sex And The City 2: Just Deux It, pictures of clothes and a couple of spoilers: The ladies shot a bunch of fake scenes — and one ending in which Carrie and Big end up together, and one in which they don't. Carrie learns she may be carrying Big's baby, and Samantha goes on hormones to get pregnant, but the pills fire up her libido more than ever. She has a "close to X-rated scene" with Smith. Plans for a third movie are already in the works! The working title? Sex And The City 3: Menage A Trois. AND: They're talking about a fourth installment. Also, Chris Noth may have had an eye lift and a neck lift, but the "girls" are "all natural." (see image 12) Jennifer Hudson has "triumphed over tragedy"; "two years after her family was murdered, she is ready to wed." On the set of The Tourist, Johnny Depp is getting on Angelina Jolie's nerves: Their chemistry was supposed to fly off the charts, but they're actually not getting along! She feels Johnny doesn't spend enough times on his looks: "She was disappointed that he didn't get in better shape for the role, and that he didn't want to cut his hair," says a source. "Johnny thinks she's diva" and retreats to his trailer until he's called out again. He thinks she's really full of herself. But! According to the mag, Johnny is like Brad: They both have a casual style. the both love to drink, and they spoil their kids. ZOMG twinz. Scarlett Johansson brought her brother to the White House Correspondents Dinner, and was overheard saying that she has "issues" with Ryan Reynolds because they haven't seen each other — they fight over scheduling. He's been shooting Green Lantern with Blake Lively… uh oh. Scott Disick's new scheme is to marry Kourtney Kardashian on some E! show and he's asking for $1 million to do so. Kourtney's been offered a six-figure deal to get married on E! this year, and she's hoping Scott will do it. And she's hoping for a Newlyweds-type reality show after that. Machete director Robert Rodriguez says Lindsay Lohan: "Isn't any different from any girl her age. She has the same problems that a lot of our daughters have, but she's in the public eye all the time. I've seen them carry some other girl the same age out of that same club and nobody cares a damn." In "Extreme Celebrity Diets," Lea Michele is taking B12 shots, Jennifer Aniston is on the baby food diet, which apparently is okay to do for a short period of time, and Renée Zellweger drinks coffee all the time to stay "superthin" for Bradley Cooper. Halle Berry is jealous because Gabriel Aubry is dating some 20-something model in Toronto. He was away in Canada a lot when they were together — and she's wondering if he was interested in this woman back then. Finally: Kingston Rossdale's idol is Sue Sylvester! (see image 13)
Grade: D+ (Spandex And The City)