Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

The "reveal" of "Victoria's Secret Supermodels celebration of the 2010 5th Annual 'What Is Sexy?' List: Bombshell Edition" answered the question, at Drai's at the W Hollywood, with lots of skin, lots of sexyface, and both bombs and shells.

Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

I'm really glad that all these parties have undertaken lately to define "sexiness" for us. I mean, otherwise I might not know that, like Sophie Turner, it involved skintight tube-dresses.


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

Exhibit B: Miranda Kerr.


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

As Carrie Preston shows, the bandage is always apropos when "sexy" is the dress code.


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

As Camila Alves shows, you're allowed to do loose - but only if it's mini and there's a metallic involved!


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

Amber Stevens: while your dress is pretty, it's much too demure to qualify as "sexxxy." Please add a judicious slash or peephole somewhere.


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

Doutzen Kroes will demonstrate.


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

As for you, Michelle Trachtenberg, you could really use a little something...


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

Candice Swanepoel knows! When in doubt? a bustier!


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

But Rosie Huntington-Whitley will tell you that the best accessory is always a sexyface.


Victoria's Secret Asks "What Is Sexy?" We Don't Like The Answer

Just ask Paris.



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