I've always wanted to do one GBU which was all US-style lame, desperate, nonsensical punny one-liners about the duds. Alloy TV's Haute & Bothered Season 2 premiere at Beverly Hills' Thompson Hotel was awful enough to be a good candidate.

What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered PremiereS

Ashley Robertson: Amazing Lace! NOT.


What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered PremiereS

Victoria Hervey: Pink Lady!


What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered PremiereS

Taryn Manning: Go back to 8 Mile! Tragic kingdom! Your outfit is at a crossroads!


What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered PremiereS

Courtenay Semel: Filthy ripped cattle dive!


What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered PremiereS

Malin Akerman: The heartbreak kid! 27 messes! Couples: retreat!


What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered PremiereS

Devon Aoki: Electric Barbarella! Something About the Way You Look Tonight is making me think Sin City! The leather-shocking tales! (Ok, that last one was all me.)


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