i don't know who, but someone keeps leaking my tracks! i can assure everyone, it is NOT me.. so i've decided to do a music video rather than
... let my tracks just go to waste.... need some time to choose a director and such* in regards to "can't stop" http://tinyurl.com/3xww2pz
OMG at the airport. & just spoke to @bethenny...she's in the hospital having the baby!!!!!!! do you think it's going to be a boy or a girl?
I just watched next weeks #realhousewives. I am so embarrassed by these women. We need a script. These fake stories bore me. Someone get ...
Until you don't get hysterical when blood comes out of your genitals, you don't know what it's like to be a woman.
At my little brothers 4th grade talent show. still the scariest show I've ever played
Yes I kissed a mystery man in Vegas. Everyone wants to know who he is or what his name is.... So would I. Lol.
I have a beer at 2 pm (ok sometimes noon) its evening somewhere at my #californiamission
Someone stupid said a stupid thing about me making $600M. It ain't so. Relatives are coming out of the woodwork. Too bad it never happened.
In Washington, it's illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
Man, I hate it when Twits deliberately distort and lie about my perfectly clear Tweet about the American Flag.