Charlie Wants To Go To Jail; Is Sandra Leaving Show Business?

  • Charlie Sheen's lawyers are trying to work out a plea deal with the D.A. in his domestic assault case, and want him to get jail time, not two years probation. Why? Charlie can't stay out of trouble for that long.
  • Charlie was originally offered just probation if he pled guilty, but a source says, "There are a lot of ways to violate probation, and we don't want Charlie doing something that in the next two years could land him in prison for a probation violation." Now they're haggling over whether he'll plead guilty or no contest and get 10-30 days of jail time with very short probation time. [TMZ]
  • A source says Sandra Bullock is so smitten with her son that she's planning to leave Hollywood for good and "might never make another film again." Her rep responds, "In order to maintain Sandra Bullock's privacy, we will not comment on where she plans to live. Although she has no definite projects set at the moment, she has every intention of returning to work." [People]
  • George Lopez is pleased with himself for not telling anyone that Sandra Bullock had adopted. "I think I deserve friend of the year, right? Can I get that title? Well, it's very private, and I think the press has done a pretty good job of letting her have her job with her child. It's very important," he said. [Us]
  • Would you believe that Mel Gibson is trying to reunite with is wife after having a baby with his mistress? A source tells the National Enquirer, "He's still in love with Robyn, he realizes he made a huge mistake leaving her. Robyn is not only the mother of his seven children, she's been a major source of strength for Mel throughout his life. Without her around we're worried he'll fall to pieces." [Digital Spy]
  • The National Enquirer is also reporting that Mel Gibson cheated on Oksana Grigorieva with Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old "porn filmmaker" from Poland who told the mag. Clearly, Mel can't commit to just one woman." [National Enquirer]
  • A rug company is suing Bruce Willis for allegedly trying to return a rug he hadn't paid for after he had it altered and spilled wine on it. [TMZ]
  • According to this story, Barbara Walters forced Elisabeth Hasselbeck to apologize to Erin Andrews on-air, and Elisabeth called Sarah Palin for advice about the apology. [People]
  • Orlando Bloom will testify in person next week against a man who allegedly robbed him. [People]
  • Dina and Michael Lohan are both attending some event in NYC tonight. "We need to get along and let people see that we are trying," says Michael. "This is what Lindsay and all the kids want and need. All I want is to get along with Dina. I have never said or tried otherwise. I won't quit until she finally gets on the same page as me. The showdown is tonight. Let's see if Dina can put her best foot forward like I do and will." [Radar]
  • Sean Connery and his wife will be questioned in a Spanish court about a real estate deal. [AP]
  • In case you were wondering, Usher isn't engaged and his girlfriend isn't pregnant. [ET]
  • Radar called Hank Baskett's dad to ask what he thought about his daughter-in-law having a sex tape. "I will always stand by Hank and Kendra," he said. "Kendra is a great mom. You know, she's awesome and she loves her family and that's all that matters." [Radar]
  • Joe Jackson will be deposed by lawyers for Michael Jackson's estate next month. Joe has asked for a monthly allowance from the estate. [TMZ]
  • Colin Hanks will marry publicist Samantha Bryant on Saturday. [Radar]
  • Jenny McCarthy Tweeted, "Yes I kissed a mystery man in Vegas. Everyone wants to know who he is or what his name is.... So would I. Lol." [People]
  • In an interview with Extra, Rielle Hunter's estranged sister says her family is "pretty upset" that she didn't apologize when Oprah gave her the chance. "She just chose to take another path, and I don't know who she is," she said. "She's crossed over a boundary none of us would ever even think about." [Extra]
  • In other news, Oprah made Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart admit that they're dating backstage at a taping of her show, according to a Harpo source. [E!]
  • Justin Bieber is big on Twitter, but his magazine covers don't sell well. [AdAge]
  • Bethenny Frankel of RHONY is in labor. Earlier in her pregnancy she said, "I hope the way I'm carrying doesn't mean I'm having a boy." [Perez]
  • RHONY's Sonja Morgan says, "I avoid the blogs. Bravo told me, 'Don't read the blogs.' Bloggers are the people out there writing tickets. Like, you know the parking attendant that comes up to you all angry? She's having a bad day, it's 90 degrees out, and you're in this beautiful car with the air-conditioning going? She's just pissed off, so she writes you a ticket. If you're spiritual, and I'm very spiritual, you need to be above that. I've dealt with jealousy my whole life. I have no problem with it." [N.Y. Magazine]
  • "I know that I'm pushing 30 and it's happening. It's happening, and I feel it. I think that 30 is going to be a good year for me. I think that I experienced a lot in my 20s - a lot more than a lot of people in their 20s would experience. I feel old in a lot of ways, and I feel naïve in ways that I can't wait to see what happens next."' — Jessica Simpson [Us]
  • When asked how she knows she's found a classy guy, Mischa Barton replied, "When he pays for shit." [E!]