Inside: Drink drank drunk.

Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey ShoreS

"What the hell is this? I ordered a large."


Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey ShoreS

"I'm so glad I could get this beer to go."

Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey ShoreS

"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."

Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey ShoreS

"When you said you were going to set me up with a date who's bubbly, this is not what I had in mind."

Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey ShoreS

"You probably think I don't know that this holiday commemorates the Mexican army's victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla. But I do. I also know that dolphins are not gay sharks, despite what you may have heard on TV."

Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey ShoreS

"Sniff. These beverages before me make up what is truly one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen. ¡Viva Mexico!"

All images: Miami, May 5. Via INFDaily.