It got bad, kids. But don't take my word for it.
Lisa Marie Falcone
Giant silver vagina
It is ugly.
Katy's electrifying and she's not even trying. Or maybe she is. Trying to look like a Barbie.
See, when it comes to MIA, there's almost a different standard: we expect her to wear a vinyl cat-suit covered in gold cobwebbing.
No, see, Kristen, that's not a "skirt." It is Chanel!
Gisele Bundchen is in Alexander Wang. She's also in a basket.
Speaking basket-weaving: Karolina Kurkova!
Amy Fine Collins is sporting a total Franken-dress. It's like three, all of them ugly.