Yes, it was on Friday, but we couldn't bear to not bring you to the 2010 Barnstable-Brown gala in Louisville, Kentucky, where the stars went on a (julep-fueled?) Derby fashion spree.

Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

I would not have guessed that the Simpson-Wentz family went in for the ponies. But does Pete's 'do qualify as a fascinator, or a whimsy?


Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

Personally, Rebecca, I would have advocated for a picture hat with your popsicle-hued bandages, to give the look that desirable Steel Magnolias air.


Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

For Johnny Weir's sake, one hopes there wasn't a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" rule in effect.


Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

Okay, color me confused: were there two separate events - day and evening - or were some people just really over, or under, dressed? Well, Maria Menounos certainly looks at ease, anyway!


Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

As does John Wall, which kind of strengthens the "2 events" theory. Getty and the web are being seriously inscrutable.


Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

Diane Lane, on the other hand, is doing total "daytime Southern lady!"


Stars Are Neck And Neck At The Derby (And Legs, Chests And Hair!)

Marisa Miller is kind of hedging her bets: this blushing situation, after all, could almost read "daytime" - just in case.


[Images via Getty.]