Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

The 2nd Annual Bent on Learning Benefit at The Puck Building attracted Madonna and Lourdes, Gwynnie and Byride, and Sean Lennon too. "Learning," we don't know about - but the "bent" was certainly creatively interpreted...

Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

I know when I think "education," I think "metallic sack."


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

"Don't be shy, honey, you look so cute! You could stand to show a little more skin, though - and how about another few holes in the stockings? But you'd look so pretty!"


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

Sean Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl clearly approach this issue with their habitual seriousness, willingness to break into an impromptu rendition of their patented "We're A Couple of Swells/Side by Side" medley.


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

Designer Stacey Bendet's like, "you ain't seen nothing yet. I stole this from the Passion Play's costume shop. It's half Centurion, half Papageno!"


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

Actress Melissa George is obviously channeling that vampy star from Singin' in the Rain, the one who pronounces the talking picture "vulgar." We're onto you!


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

It's always disconcerting when a Real Housewife represents relatuvely demure restraint.


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

Hilary Rhoda understood that to be her job.


Madonna, Lourdes And Gwynnie Learn Hard Lessons Last NightS

Byrdie Bell's half-crazed, traumatized expression really speaks for all of us.


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