Snooki & Lindsay Involved In Drink-Throwing IncidentsS

  • The second season of Jersey Shore promises to be action-packed! Saturday night, some guy was less-than-respectful to Snooki and JWoww, so Snickers slapped him, then threw food and booze at him. (He threw a drink on her, too).

You can watch the action in a video at the link. After Snooks drives the dude away, some girl screams, "Snooki I love you!" [Radar Online]

  • Here is a touching [heh] picture of JWoww and Snooki grabbing one anothers' breasts. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan has been banned from LA club Trousdale after throwing a glass at Samantha Ronson's head. Sam was DJing and then went to sit with her friends, when Lindsay "stormed over" and threw a drink at her. [Page Six, Gatecrasher]
  • Samantha Ronson was asked why Lindsay Lohan threw a drink at her. In this video, she replies: "I don't know. She's an angry human being." [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan is planning on going to the Cannes Film Festival, so she's being accused of having "international party plans." [Radar Online]
  • A former friend of Lindsay Lohan's describes the star as a "lost cause" and adds, "Talking to Lindsay is like talking to a wall — and if you ever say anything negative to her, she cuts you off." [TMZ]
  • Last week, Michael Lohan issued an ultimatum against Lindsay Lohan; he wanted her and Ali to meet with him — just the three of them, no lawyers — or else he would try to get a conservatorship. But now he wants to sit down with Lindsay and his lawyer, Lisa Bloom, daughter of Gloria Allred. Bloom used to host a truTV show and sometimes appears on gossip show The Insider. Hmm. [TMZ]
  • "It's called HOLLYWOOD — and it sucks... whatever happened to glamour and talent!?!" — Lindsay Lohan, via Twitter. [The Sun]
  • Bret Michaels remains hospitalized, and under 24-hour supervision. Doctors are trying to find the source of the bleeding and believe that his hemorrhage and appendectomy are complications from diabetes. [Us Magazine]
  • Bret Michaels is experiencing slurred speech, blurred vision and dizziness. [Reuters, E!, People]
  • According to a source, the headache Bret Michaels experienced before heading to the emergency room and being diagnosed with a brain hemorrhage felt like "getting hit in the head with a baseball bat over and over again." [People]
  • Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, would like to live in Sweden, and a source says "divorce is openly discussed," and a deal is being worked out. [Radar Online]
  • The paperwork has been cleared and the Gosselin kids will be on the new TLC show Kate Plus 8. [TMZ]
  • "If a photographer comes onto my property, I have the right to shoot him!" — Jon Gosselin. [Radar Online]
  • As you may recall, Jesse James was accused of vandalizing the car of a paparazzo in March. Cops have not been able to follow up on the case, because Jesse has been in rehab. [TMZ]
  • Melissa Smith, called here "Jesse James mistress #2," faxed an apology to Sandra Bullock, saying, in part, "My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgivable." [TMZ]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update: Mariah Carey is not pregnant. [Us Magazine]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update, part 2: Alicia Silverstone "can't wait" to be pregnant. [People]
  • A "world exclusive" you may not care about: Video footage of Larry King, his wife and her lover at a kids' birthday party. [Radar Online]
  • Justin Bieber has apologized to fans after "hysteria" forced him to cancel a free show in Sydney today. "I am so sorry that it got out of control... we don't want anyone to get hurt," said The Beebz. Kids, please be careful! Beebz-related death is avoidable! [News.com.au]
  • Conan O'Brien is finalizing a production deal with Warner Bros. Television. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • "Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband, Ojani Noa, is filing for bankruptcy, claiming the legal battle over the couple's private home videos has left him broke and depressed." [Page Six]
  • Rob Lowe was added to the cast of Parks And Recreation as a stunt to boost ratings. [The Wrap]
  • At the link, what Real Housewives' Ramona Singer does on a typical Sunday: Eat French toast, work out for an hour, read fashion magazines. [NY Times]
  • High Society dramz: Jules Kirby and Devorah Rose hate each other so much that Jules canceled a fund-raiser after learning that Devorah had her birthday party at the same place. [Page Six]
  • Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are planning a second honeymoon, which this paper calls "their first non-drug-fueled holiday." [The Sun]
  • A Britney Spears episode of Glee? Maybe! [Perez]
  • A Barbra Streisand episode of Glee? The writer at the link would like to see one! [New York]
  • Alicia Keys' mom turned 60, had a huge party and received a Cadillac for her birthday. Also, as you'll see in the photo at the link, the lady looks effing fantastic. [NYDN]
  • Ray Charles' granddaughter is mixed up in this Steven Seagal stuff; she signed a statement claiming that Seagal expected "sexual favors" from her, but a witness says the woman was never alone with Seagal. [TMZ,]
  • You know how Steven Seagal has a (now-suspended) show called Steven Seagal: Lawman? Have you ever asked yourself, "How did a nice Hollywood action star wind up carrying a sheriff's deputy badge in the New Orleans suburbs in the first place?" Answer at the link. [NY Post]
  • Even without thinking about the creepy sex allegations regarding Steven Seagal, this old picture of him manhandling Katherine Heigl is super gross. [ONTD]
  • Oy: Janine Turner, from Friday Night Lights and Northern Exposure, is a teabagger. So is her daughter. [NRO]
  • Harry Potter has made Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson very rich — the three have a combined fortune of £84 million. [Daily Express]
  • Richer than those kids? Simon Cowell, who is worth $250 million. [NY Post]
  • The photographer who shot both Kim Kardashian and Ashley Dupre for Playboy says that Kim was "much more relaxed." [NYDN]
  • "EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: Survivor Murder Victim's Family Says Case Taking Too Long; Wants US Embassy To Intervene." [Radar Online]
  • Cameron Douglas' mom is being painted as neglectful and absentee — when a judge put Cameron on house arrest, she chose to vacation in Mallorca. Two weeks after his arrest, his girlfriend tried to smuggle heroin into the house and both were arrested. Cameron was sentenced to five years in prison last week. [NY Post]
  • The Roman Catholic Church in Scotland wants Susan Boyle to sing for Pope Benedict. [AFP]
  • What you can learn from this item about Emily Mortimer and Sir Michael Caine is that "corpsing" is when an actor breaks character during a scene by laughing, or by causing another cast member to laugh. [Daily Express]
  • Ridley Scott is planning on making two 3-D Alien prequels, and says, "The main character [in the prequel] will be a woman, yeah." [Mirror]
  • Josh Waring, whose mother, Lauri, was on The Real Housewives Of Orange County, was arrested on Friday for battery on a spouse or significant other and false imprisonment. [TMZ]
  • "An actor who was denied entrance to the Oscars last month has sued the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for false imprisonment, claiming he and his wife were detained for hours without their consent." [Reuters]
  • "I wouldn't want to get any of them in trouble… Though they're probably dead now." — Michael Douglas tells Elle magazine that when he was 16, two of his mother's friends taught him about sex (at the same time). [NYDN]
  • "I couldn't get her off me. It was embarrassing!" — Robert Downey Jr., joking about kissing Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man 2. [Daily Express]
  • "My mom saw the film and loved it. I thought, 'Wow, my mom doesn't know anything about comics, and if the film spans a wide demographic then it must be really good.'" — Scarlett Johansson on Iron Man. [NY Post]
  • "I'd like to talk more about politics, books. I'd like to have a more well-rounded show at some point. I'll probably be headed to do something like that, unless they make me some ridiculous offer I can't turn down which would involve me doing a book club every week." — Chelsea Handler. [USA Today]
  • "I had been on the cover of Vogue so many times as a kid, but it wasn't until I got pregnant that I was on the cover as an adult. Annie [Leibovitz] shot me all wet and pregnant with my daughter Rowan. It was a re-entry back into the fashion world, but a bit more on my own terms. It was before my difficulty [with postpartum depression] began. It's a celebration of being not skinny, but gloriously healthy with life inside you. To have that be celebrated by a fashion magazine was important." — Brooke Shields, on her 2003 cover, in this piece in which she looks back at her past fashion moments. [NY Post]
  • "There's a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes. I would like to do it." — Kristin Cavallari, on The Hills. She also says: "Spencer got kicked off the show like a month and a half ago. He's done; he's completely done." [ONTD]
  • "This engagement thing is total bullshit, I don't even know where it comes from. Kristen is my friend." — Robert Pattinson. [ONTD]