Lindsay Says She's "Done With The Club Scene"; Capt. Jack Sparrow Gets A New Love Interest

  • Lindsay Lohan has been on a bit of a Twitter rampage over the past day or so, which began with the following tweet:

"last night-never again-believe it or not she's done with the club scene i've learned my lesson-sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality," and has since gone on to several tweets wherein Lohan battled with PerezHilton and connected with various fans. [LindsayLohan]

  • Lohan's reputation has gotten so bad that Paris Hilton doesn't want to be seen publicly with her anymore, according to Radar editor Maxine Page, who says, "Paris and Lindsay are frenemies. They were hanging out at a club last week and left to go to a party in the Hollywood Hills at 4:30 in the morning. But they didn't walk into the club together. Paris is remarkably smart about how she wants to be perceived." [NYPost]
  • Meanwhile, Michael Lohan, also via Twitter, has asked his ex-wife Dina and his daughter, Lindsay, to go to therapy. [RadarOnline]
  • An unnamed actress is alleging that Steven Seagal used to call his co-stars to come to his trailer at night and ask them to undress; when she refused to perform a sexual act on him, she says, she was released from her contract. [PageSix]
  • "It's not my body. If she's happy, that's all that matters."-Kristen Cavallari, on co-star Heidi Montag's plastic surgery. [USWeekly]
  • Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg are trying to save the Hollywood sign, which is in danger of being torn down. [DailyExpress]
  • "I got sucked in and attracted by something I thought was real and now that I've realised it isn't, it's not necessarily something I want to be part of. Now it does all seem like an act. My boyfriend Sam and I will sit at home and watch EastEnders or Coronation Street and one of my songs will come on and I'll giggle. I'll be like: look I really am a pop star - I'm on Coronation Street. And he just tuts and goes, ‘That's ridiculous'. And we go on with our evening. And that's it. That's my attitude."-Lily Allen [TimesOnline]
  • Vincent Kartheiser, who plays Pete Campbell on Mad Men, says that after he told a curious fan who he played on television, the woman replied: "She said, 'Oh my God, I fucking hate you.' And I go, 'Well, you mean you hate my character.' She said, 'No, it's more than that. When you come on the screen, I don't want to be in the room. It's a completely physical thing. You make my flesh creep. I loathe you.' I mean, where do you go from there?" [Guardian]
  • "I haven't been able to talk to her since the Oscars. I've wanted to but I've also wanted to leave her alone. I've been watching all this stuff on the television and I feel really bad for her. It's sad. My heart goes out to her. She's a great person. She deserved much better."-Sandra Bullock's The Blind Side co-star, Quinton Aaron. [RadarOnline]
  • Michelle McGee strips to Rammstein, if you care. [TMZ]
  • The Pennsylvania Department of Labor has approved the paperwork needed to allow Kate Gosselin's children to appear on her upcoming spin-off show, Kate Plus 8. [TMZ]
  • And USWeekly would like you to know that Kate spent her first day back in PA at a tanning salon. [USWeekly]
  • Robert Downey, Jr. says his lack of romantic chemistry while filming kissing scenes with Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man 2 was totally intentional: "She said … I didn't know what I was doing, like, 'It didn't feel good.' And I said ‘You know what? First of all, we're all friends, so what would be creepy is if I was coming off all sexy to you while we were shooting – which by the way, I've done that in movies and it creeps them out! So why would I creep you out?'" [People]
  • I'll just give you the PageSix headline: "Jill Zarin Stuck In The Bathroom Before Joy Behar's Show." [PageSix]
  • Alicia Silverstone, who recently had to wear a "pregnancy suit" for a role on Broadway, says she looks forward to being pregnant: "I've been wanting to have a baby since I was 2 years old – I'm destined to be a mother. I can't wait to be pregnant." [People]
  • Beastie Boy Adam Yauch, aka MCA, has asked fans to meditate with him for an hour and half each day in order to "take the energy away from cancer," though "if you prefer to sit then sit, but if you are not used to meditating, or sitting quietly doesn't sound like fun, put on some music and dance while you do the visualization, and if you want to do it at some other time, or picture curing some other illness that's fine too." [Independent]
  • "I love everything about this character She's a total badass. I love every detail from her fabulous outfit to the wonderful hair. I mean, there's nothing not to like about the character. She's very bad and I think it's rare that we get to see these sort of super heroines bought to the screen, where they're really kicking some major ass, which she does."-Scarlett Johansson, on her Iron Man 2 character, Black Widow. [ShowbizSpy]
  • Astrid Berges-Frisbey, who is currently featured in a French Connection ad campaign, has been tapped to play "Syrena the Mermaid," Johnny Depp's love interest in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. [PageSix]
  • Jennifer Hudson's son: totally adorable. [JustJared]
  • "She is so hot. There is something about her that drives me wild. They'll have to hold me back when we start work. I'll be all over her."-Russell Brand on Helen Mirren. [DailyMail]