If you believe the evidence of the Us Weekly "Hot Hollywood Style Issue" celebration, at Drai's Hollywood at the W Hollywood Hotel, "hot hollywood style" involves a lot of sparkle, a ton of minis, and the occasional sexyface!

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Let's start with the more demure end of things, like Katharine McPhee's blushing shift.


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I think Leah Remini is getting double-mileage out of this distinct 'do. And I can't fault her for that!


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Hey, if it weren't for the hair, Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrall would look as conservative as bankers on a spree!


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Molly Sims truly does look good in a sack!


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The obligatory sparkles, provided by Julie Benz.


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And Aisha Tyler.


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Ciara manages to actually work a sexy mini without giving into gratuitous sexyface posturing!


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Allyson Hannigan's, like, "whoa whoa whoa, what's with the sexyace?"


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As does Rachael Leigh Cook's "bish plz" look.


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They may be looking at the parade of SEXY that follows. Exhibit A: J.Lo's sexxxxy basket.


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Or Aubrey O'Day. Yeah, that deserves a skeptical look or two.


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When we're talking professionally "sexy," can Lisa Rinna be far behind? No. No, she can't.


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Her fellow ambassador: Nicole Scherzinger.


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SEXY shorthand: black leather bustiers.


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...and feathers!


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...and aggressive, suggestive zippers!


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...and, whatever the hell this is!


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And in case you were in any doubt, check out Paris's face.


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Need an antidote? Here's Sheryl Crow!


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As for Anna Kendrick's frock...no, that's just unfortunate.


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