Weather Forecast For Women: Chance Of Frizz, Shameless Marketing

Finally, a weather forecast ladies can use! The Beauty Forecast on The Weather Channel's website warns that today, New Yorkers will experience dry skin with a frizz front moving in on Wednesday. Luckily, TWC has beauty recommendations.

Weather Forecast For Women: Chance Of Frizz, Shameless Marketing

Since ladies in New York will be experiencing a chance of frizz and dry skin, they should make sure to throw some Jergens Shea Butter Deep Conditioning Moisturizer and Frizz-Ease Smooth Start Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner in their purses today. Los Angeles will be experiencing very similar weather conditions, but apparently these Jergens and Frizz-Ease products are better suited to the East Coast.

Weather Forecast For Women: Chance Of Frizz, Shameless Marketing

Miami readers: Did TV networks break in to programing today to alert you that you're under a High Frizz Alert? Expect long lines at the drug store and shortages of Jergens Natural Glow Healthy Complexion Daily Facial Moisturizer and Frizz-Ease 100% Shine Glossing Mist as women in the area brace for impact.

Weather Forecast For Women: Chance Of Frizz, Shameless Marketing

Looks like a good time to get out of the States. Just be sure to check The Weather Channel before you pack for your Japanese vacation, because you'll have a whole new set of weather worries in Asia. Is there nowhere on this planet where women can enjoy hydrated skin and smooth, shiny hair in peace?

Weather Forecast For Women: Chance Of Frizz, Shameless Marketing

OK, clearly we're not safe in Iceland.

Weather Forecast For Women: Chance Of Frizz, Shameless Marketing

Or Kenya. There's got to be a wingnut joke in here somewhere, but we don't know where it is.

Five Day Beauty Forecast [Weather Channel]