Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio tells us (in Italian) that "the broom and dustpan are in the closet." We think he's either calling us witches or imploring us to clean something. Plus, the Kardashians have written a book.

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)