Thirsty Thursday at last! Raise a glass and toast the oh-so-awesome best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Pulitzer Winner Would "Do" Pelosi: "Once again, the asshole lesbian community is willfully ignored. For shame." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to SexyFace Overload At 'Sexy Singles' Party:

Once upon a morning dreary, as I wandered, weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious pictures of forgotten bores,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly she came attacking,
A dress attacking, attacking at my eyesight sore.
'Tis Bai Ling," I realized "Attacking at my eyesight sore-
A C-grade actress, and nothing more"

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Fate Of The Nice Guy & The Allure Of Bad Boys:

Oh, hi Jezebel. It's me, m.libraryscientist. Hey, did you listen to that mixtape I made you? That's right, with the Shins b-sides and Smiths songs and that inexplicable and sort of out of place Neil Young track. Not yet? Oh, you're just going to love it.

Listen, I don't know if you got any of the 10-15 increasingly passive agressive texts I sent you last night, but I was just, you know, thinkin' about ya. Maybe later you can come over and I could talk about how frustrating it is that girls just don't get me while I compliment you on your looks (but simultaneously talk down to you when the conversation turns to music/books/movies/politics/anything else).

No?

Bitch.

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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