The best comments of the day have animal magnetism:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Banned Penthouse Ad Is An Optical Illusion: "Twat are you talking about? Eye cunt see anything wrong here." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Making Fuck You, Penguin Look Like Amateur Hour: "Poor pandas, first they're endangered and now mean scientists are making fun of their pudgyness and reluctance to get it on. Why are we pressuring our wildlife to put out and be thin?!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to -Russell Crowe: "Who knew Mr. Crowe wrote Match.com profiles in his spare time!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Jesse James's Emails: Four Lessons Guys Can Learn:

We've got a gorilla for sale
Vanilla Gorilla for sale.
Won't you buy him,
Take him home and try him,
He thinks he can make any woman wail.

Don't you want a little gorilla you can call your own,
A gorilla who poses as Hitler when he's alone?

Spoken: How much is that gorilla in the window?

Take our advice,
At any price,
A gorilla like Vanilla is not very nice.
Gorilla, Vanilla Gorilla - BIG FAIL!!

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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