Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

The 2nd Annual Streamy Awards, at L.A.'s Orpheum Theatre, which honors "the best in web television," is one of your "wacky" awards shows. Which explains exactly 0% of the sartorial horror on display.

Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Let's start with the okay: Autumn Resser's peacock print is the only way in which the term "peacocking" should ever be used, ever.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

And while Brianne Davis' quilted lbd is objectively lumpy and unflattering, points for trying.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

And while Julie Benz' getup may put you in mind of hotel decor (a decent hotel!) chintziness is the least of our problems tonight.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Ted Raimi also gets points for a spot-on Peter Lorre channeling.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Danielle Harris ushers in the Bad with a classic frankenfrock. And it's all downhill from there. Downhill in the bad way, not the "easy coasting" way. More the Sisyphus way.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Is it possible to do peach without going "peaches and cream Barbie?" Zoe Bell is not helping us determine this.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Speaking of "dresses by Mattel": Justine Ezarik.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Tatyana Ali, meanwhile, does disco gladiator.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Crystal Chappell gives the lie to the "vertical-stripes-are-always-safe" rule.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

You know those "CoffeeMate" "express yourself" ads that say "cofee is like life: it's better when you add your flavor"? I sorta feel like Elisa Donovan's frock is the CoffeeMate of clothes.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Erin Coscarelli may actually be in a Princess Jasmine costume. No, not kidding, some people were in costumes.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Silk charmeuse and milkmaid: two things that were never meant to mate.
kidding, some people were in costumes.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Irina Orlova wears the blacklight tat of dresses.


Just When You Thought The Streamy Awards Couldn't Get Worse...They Did!S

Justine Bateman seems to be taking inspiration from latter-day M. Night Shyamalan films.




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