"Proving That A Woman Can Rule With An Iron Fist Just As Well As A Man"

Progress: They has it! Click through to see the Onion's hard-hitting reporting on East Timor's first female dictator and to be "terrified and oppressed by one of our own," who (natch) has a feminine side. [Onion]

East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women