Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snuggle up to gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Us, Life & Style and Star. Brad and Jen definitely kissed inside her Bentley — why else would it be repeated thrice?
"Confirmed: Finally, A Baby For Jen."
While Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were doing promo for The Bounty Hunter in Madrid,"fans started buzzing about something else: The gleam in Jen's eye, her easy, confident glow, and her hand resting on her not-so-flat-tummy." Wait, but the mag claims it's "confirmed"? Who is confirming? The eyewitnesses who saw a gleam in her eye? Oh, here: "Friends confirm this is the year" that Jen will either adopt or get pregnant. And there's this: "Jen's been advised to put on a little weight to conceive," says a source. "She's happy to gain a few pounds and is getting great feedback on her curvier bod." And: "Her stomach isn't as flat as it used to be." Plus, Jen is grooming Gerard to be a perfect baby daddy: She made him go on a diet and exercise and also "slipped" him some "killer beauty tricks," according to a source: "She got him to sign up for fake tanning sessions, once a week facials and she bought him man-Spanx — that was a tough sell, but she got him to wear it under his tux at the Oscars." Moving on. Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz are in a "hair war." The winner gets Justin Timberlake or something. Miley Cyrus might be "moving too fast," because she wants to marry her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, even though she's only known him for 10 months. She's talking about a wedding as soon as she turns 18. Lastly, Jennifer Lopez and Rihanna are "style BFFs" who had lunch recently and dress alike (see image 7).
Grade: F (dusty dirt floor)