Where can you find Joan Jett, Sean Connery, real housewives and...the Donald in one place? In kilts? Why, the 8th annual 'Dressed To Kilt' Charity Fashion Show presented by Glenfiddich at NYC's M2 Ultra Lounge, of course!

Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Donald Trump Jr. in, presumably, the family tartan. It's loud and the color of brass. (That, or he's landed a role in a community theatre Brigadoon.)


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Speaking of that enchanted village! TV personality Courtney Friel is ready to go home with Bonnie Jean!


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Donald Trump's like, wait, where are we? Melania's all, one picture. Then you'll get a Shirley Temple. It means a lot to your son.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Nigel Barker (with Cristen Chin) is perhaps one of three men in the world who can pull off a tartan jacket.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Although I have to say, designer Eric Daman is making this look seriously natural.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Joan Jett: what? This is my Scottish costume.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Scotland's Minister for Culture and External Affairs Fiona Hyslop, being a Scot, doesn't need the plaid to prove it. An imposing MOB gown will do just fine, thanks.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Want to do a bandage, Kelly Killoren Bensimon? Fine. But you can't also wear the ballet flats. Fine, we'll leave without you. Okay, yes, come on. Yes, you can have an ice cream. Well, they might not have mint-chip.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Does someone want to tale Louise Linton aside and tell her that...she forgot her shirt?


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Kim Bates evokes 1992 quail hunt.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

Sean and Micheline Connery can basically do whatever they want and no one can question it. And yes, sometimes this means sexy Mormon tabernacle wear.


Cheap Scotch: 'Dressed To Kilt' As Horrible/Awesome As It Sounds!

And yet, of all the sartorial chicanery on display, journalist George Wayne's is kind of the one that stays with you.


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