Reader Roundup Today's best comments are like, shoe-shopping good!
Best Comment Of The Day , in response to Cosmo: Buy Your Boyfriend Lucky Underwear, And Other Bad Romance Tips : "Cosmo Readers Stand In Middle Of Busy Intersection, Eagerly Await Further Instructions." • Best Comment Of The Day , in response to All The Single Ladies Get Ignored By Marketers : "I just wish there was a fun breezy single ladies store that only sold tampons, yogurt and shoes, all in various shades of pink. It could be called Yotampoes." (Yotampo Casuals, you mean?) And ! "My single girlfriends and I like to eat Yoplait - it's burning this bridesmaids dress good! - and discuss Yaz and its side effects and benefits. When they leave I play romantic rock songs and gaze at my Swiffer or dish detergent bottle, which tells me I have gorgeous hands. Hopefully one day I'll meet Mr. Bubble and he'll go to Jared! "
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