Today's best comments: No holds Bard!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant; Sandra Might Appear At Kids' Choice Awards: "Be careful! I just stubbed my toe on the pregnant in the hall. Be careful not to fall over it! We don't want any baby bumps!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sex Tape "Survives" Courtroom Fire: "Either the tape or the eyes of everyone who has the misfortune of seeing it— something has to burn." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Defiant Brooklyn Mom: "I'm A Big Believer In Slings":
To use or not to use– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and allow possible misfortune,
Or to take a stroller against a sea of sidewalks.
And by conforming, end them? To stroll, to wheel;
No more; and by a stroller to say we end
The judging and the thousand steely glares
That Park Slope is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.
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