Best Comment of the Day, in response to Barbara Walters Talks Shit About Former View Co-Hosts: "I've decided to make my sex tape from the grave. Just two skeletons knockin' bones. I think it's important to show people that sex doesn't end, just because your heart has." You say: "Well, at least neither of the parties will have troubles getting a boner." • Worst, in response to: Goldie Hawn: Freckle-Faced, Bra-Free: "This woman loves her nipples (they are kind of creeping me out)." We say: Gawd, loving your body is soooo creepy. Cover her up forthwith!

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