The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

Doesn't it seem like Dear John came out, like yesterday? Whatever, The Last Song is here now! And whether or not Nicholas Sparks' shmaltz will leave you weeping, Miley and co's clothes? Certainly will.

The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

Miley looks so happy with real-life beau Liam Hemsworth that I feel kinda bad taking on her bondage cocktail-wear. But I'd feel worse if I didn't.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

See I don't know what "don't" this is, because I doubt any rulebook ever envisioned the horror that is Brittany Curran's dress. But I think this one would make the books.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

Look, a lot of people go through a vague hippie stage and think they discovered Hendrix. So we'll go easy on Jennifer Stone.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

Hoping for a reprieve? Sorry! Here's a ruffle. With Karina Smirnoff.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

See, on most little girls, this would be a little girl's outfit. Why does it feel like Noah Cyrus is in costume?


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

I hate tossing around references to Forever21. But sometimes, when the frock fits...and hey, we've all succombed to the lure of a cheap, "fun" evening dress like Carrie Malabre.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

It's a sad state of affairs when a Georgia O'Keefe tee is a breath of fresh air. Nevertheless, thank you, Ashley Tisdale.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

Not the most flattering bodice on Kelly Preston. Good thing we're grading on a curve today.


The Clothes At The Last Song Premiere Were A Tearjerker!

Monique Coleman walks away with this one handily. Not even a contest. A rout.

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