This week's New Yorker is talking up Polyvore, the addictive DIY fashion-page site, as a venue for burgeoning fashionistas. We, on the other hand, put it to much more...sinister use.

For example: Why not use Polyvore to re-imagine our favorite realities?

Hollywood Train Wreck

Lady Gaga On The Farm: The Limitless Possibilities Of Polyvore




Your Mother Thinks You'd Look So Lovely In This!

Lady Gaga On The Farm: The Limitless Possibilities Of PolyvoreS




Aunt Kathy Goes To The Casino

Lady Gaga On The Farm: The Limitless Possibilities Of PolyvoreS




Or, you know, we could just create a new reality altogether!
Lady Gaga Goes On The Farm, Green Acres-Style

Lady Gaga On The Farm: The Limitless Possibilities Of PolyvoreS



Can you do better? Perhaps! Construct your most thematically creative fashion visions, and post 'em in the comments!

Polyvore, A Fashion Web Site For The Masses [New Yorker]