Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I judge Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!. This week: Sandra Bullock's husband is having an affair; Jen's getting artificially inseminated and Tinsley Mortimer is a hair model!
"Ten Lbs. In 10 Days!"
Margaret learned that Kendra's diet plan includes eating a bowl of cereal for breakfast, toast for lunch, and raw vegetables and a small piece of chicken breast for dinner. Snooze. (And how is this an exclusive if we already saw her pouring corn flakes into a blender and she already told us how she lost 25 lbs in 8 weeks?) Even though we previously read that this woman felt bad about her body and wanted a breast reduction, this week she's "in her sexiest shape ever!" In other news: Emma Roberts and Taylor Lautner may be dating… because at the Vanity Fair Oscar party they talked for 40 minutes with her hand on his knee! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are definitely planning to have another baby, but he says getting pregnant has to be Katie's decision. How noble! "Though they love his adopted son Connor, Tom must want a biological son to pass on the gene pool," says a source. In an interview, when asked if she thinks it's possible for exes to get back together, Jennifer Aniston said yes. So the headline here is "Jen's Message To Brad." A source says: "In her heart, Jen has always felt that Brad's relationship with Angelina is just a very passionate fling." Five years and six kids is a fling? We are literally ROTFL over here! Cameron Diaz fought the studio to get her ex, Justin Timberlake, in the movie Bad Teacher — an insider says Cameron "really pushed it."Apparently they wanted Bradley Cooper, Paul Rudd or some other "real actor," but Cam convinced them JT would be great. She also asked for the love scenes to be rewritten so that they are "even juicier" and "longer."
Grade: F (ANTM reject)