In Touch
"The Ultimate Betrayal!"
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee claims that she has been having an 11-month affair with Jesse James, who is married to Sandra Bullock. This was happening while Sandy was filming The Blind Side. Michelle is a tattoo model, and contacted James about appearing in West Coast Chopper ads. They met; he gave her a tour of the shop, and then they went into his office and ended up on the couch. She said: "What's going on with you and Sandra?" He said: "She doesn't live here. She has a house in Austin. She's filming, and I can't talk about it." Shady! Then the mag prints this sentence: "Michelle continued talking to Jesse, she says, and then after ripping off her spandex pants, 'We had intimate relations.'" Michelle claims that she and Jesse hooked up in the office a few times, and spills that he doesn't doesn't wear underwear — or condoms, and she nicknamed him "Vanilla Gorilla," because he was so well endowed. When she told him that the sex couch in his office was "nasty," he bought a new one, and, she says, "That was very tender of him." He loved performing oral sex on her, and dug when she wore a pair of black patent leather pumps while they were doing it. Michelle adds: "I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man. He gave me the impression they were separated." Jesse is allegedly still texting her, BTW (see image 12). Moving along: Vienna from The Bachelor was "secretly horrified" by recent pictures of herself and is hoping to score some free surgeries from Heidi Montag's doctor. On the spread called "40 & Fab!," Mariah Carey, Jen Aniston and Gwen Stefani are called "cougars." In Justin Timberlake news, this report claims that when JT was in Vegas, he was "acting single" and wasn't answering Jessica's calls. A "friend" says: "Justin wants out [of the relationship with Jessica], but he doesn't have the heart to break up with her." Finally: Mackenzie Phillips had a $50,000 plastic surgery makeover with no pain medication and "invited" the mag along (see image 13). She got Botox, Restylane and extensive dental work, and says she "felt insecure" after someone posted a picture of a horse with her name under it on Facebook. She had 40 hours of dental work with only Advil and Novocaine. After she got clean, she says, "I felt like someone new on the inside, but I was still wearing the ravages of that old life on the outside. It's interesting to have the chance to have my insides and outsides match."
Grade: C (tattoo model)