Today's featured comments: The best are the best! And the worst is the worst.

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Jessica Simpson Has Gabourey Sidibe's Back: "Howard Stern just got outsmarted by someone who thought buffalo wings were made of buffalo. Amazing." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 'Love' & Sex: "It's (film) is sort of like Erin Brockovich in a brothel. Apparently, Hollywood is taking the Mad Libs approach to making movies: Princess Leia in a Target, starring Paris Hilton. Scarlett O'Hara in a supermarket, starring Teri Hatcher. Mary Poppins in a drug den, starring Tori Spelling. Baby Jane in a car wash, starring Miley Cyrus." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party: "Hmm, do they still sell Barbie's pony? Because Pony+Darren-Shirt = Old Spice Commercial Playset. 'Look at me, now look at your man. Now look at me. I'm more man that your man, and I'm a toy. Look again! I'm on a horse.'" And! "Q: I thought Barbie goes with Ken? A: Yes, but she comes with Darren." • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Model Calls Out Photographer For Sexual Harassment; Steve Madden To Work With Madonna: "Very rarely am I interested in models or what they have to say, which is more often then not, something stupid, insulting, or stupid and insulting, but Rie Rasmussen you are awesome!" Jenna says: "OMG ur so rite models should just shut up!" We say: Generalize much? Also, maybe you're new here, but you really should familiarize yourself with who writes for this site.